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1. How do bullfighters enter the arena?

Through the trouba-door.

2. Half of today’s Chevy trucks are still on the road today.

The other half made it home.

3. I had to cancel my bullfighting lessons

They were charging too much

4. I plead to keep my mining job, but...

... it was all in vein.

5. A cheese factory exploded in France!!

Da brie is everywhere!

6. What has ears but never listens?

A corn field……

7. When I was little I did great at spelling bees

Not so much other words though.

8. I’ve been holding my taser backwards.

I’m just stunned.

9. What is E.T. short for?

Because he's got little legs.

10. What do you get when you boil a clown?

A laughing stock

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